There is something I want to ask, but don’t quite know how to. Something that will benefit us both but can be an odd question over dinner or drinks. I know you are going to have an opinion, possibly a strong one. So, here it goes. How would you prefer my pubic hair to be groomed? And before you start into the typical rant of “Baby, I don’t care. However you want.” I am going to call bullshit. If I shaved clean without missing a follicle are you going to feel like you are going down on teenage girl? If I keep myself all natural are you going to be wishing you had a machete to help find your way? If I shave an arrow will you be wishing it were a star instead?
You are correct that my views on this issue come into play before I pick up my Venus razor, but I am not eating myself out (although, how awesome would that be!) so I do want to know what you prefer. This can be a hard discussion to have, so drop me a hint and you will be pleasantly surprised next time I drop my pretty panties.